They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's blow job season.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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