I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We don't watch enough power rangers
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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