she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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