Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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