Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I have post one night stand depression
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