Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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