All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
