I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize
