she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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