What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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