K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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