wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
this boner is exhausting
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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