3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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