the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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