Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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