So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
tell me about the eggs
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