I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's official drugs can't kill me
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
