i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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