Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just pee around me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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