why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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