My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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