At least make sure they are 18
Why
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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