Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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