Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
