It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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