i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And then my night got REAL pukey
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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