and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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