Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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