Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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