I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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