And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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