is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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