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Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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