I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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