what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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