I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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