all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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