I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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