Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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