I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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