I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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