i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Of course I have a pirate flag
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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