still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Of course I have a pirate flag
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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