their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My cat gives me a boner
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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