i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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