Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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