if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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