I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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