That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
as a side note pls kill me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
