Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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